i know this is super fuckin weird, but what is craigslist for if not freaky ass sex fantasies.

i want to fuck super mario. i want a guy to wear overalls, a red shirt and hat and fuck me hard (while occasionally saying the catchphrases like 'letsa go!' and 'mamma mia'). i guess to look the part it would be wicked if you had dark hair.

you have to leave your costume on during the whole encounter. if you're really into it, i can wear a pink dress and pretend to be princess peach.

any takers for my weird fetish? ill be in ottawa this weekend

WA-HOO!

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