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Donkey Kong Gamecube Conga Drums - $500 (Centennial)

Date: 2011-08-18, 9:10PM MDT
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These amazingly life-like, authentic faux-maple and steel-braced barrel-style conga drums will make an amazing addition to any home; particularly homes featuring a Nintendo Gamecube® gaming system and a Donkey Kong Jungle Beats® video game.

Don't be a fool and let this offer pass you by-- for a mere $500.00, you can own these amazing conga drums. You have never experienced true happiness until you've felt the incredible response of these babies. Never again will you pick up any other instrument; your unhealthy obsession with playing these every hour of every day cannot be matched by any human creation. Seriously-- don't cry yourself to sleep tonight wondering, "What if I had responded to that Donkey Kong conga drum ad on craigslist? What if I was playing them now? What would my life be like knowing that I owned an emotionally-impacting piece of our human history?"

Yeah, yeah-- you may be thinking, "But Mr. List of Craig, I do not own Donkey Kong Jungle Beats® video game, or even a Gamecube gaming system®!"

You're a fool. These are life-changing. I'm doing you a favor by posting this set of drums on craigslist. I wanted to make your life better, so I'm creating this ad. All you have to do is act.

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