Dear Fucking Guy from the Arcade:

A few points I'd like to make:

1) I like video games and there is nothing weird about that. No, I don't just like DDR. In fact, I kinda hate DDR. I like video games where you get to shoot people. In fact, if there was a video game of you, and I got to shoot you, I'd be at your arcade every fucking night.

2) When a girl comes up to you, fucking guy at the arcade, and asks if there is another bathroom besides the one that you have locked because it's "being cleaned"... You should consider this a request to be allowed into the restroom to purchase a tampon. You should not tell her to wait, and then attempt to leave.

3) If said girl also asks you for change for a dollar, you should also not roll your eyes and tell her that the games work on cards now, and then attempt to sell her a card. A card will not buy her a fucking tampon, you clueless shithead. I know what I'm asking for. You do not have unlimited play tampon machines in the locked single bathroom.

4) Also, to the other fucking guys at the arcade, just because I like video games, doesn't mean I want to suck your dick in your mom's Chevy. No, you can't have my number. Yes, you can have this fake e-mail address. Now please leave me alone, so I can play this cool Star Wars game. I am going to fuck up Darth Vader and then go home and eat a quart of Chocolate Ice Cream and watch Die Hard, because Bruce Willis is the hottest man on the planet, I'm on the rag and that's just what I do.

Sincerely,

-A nice normal girl