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BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
(Vipp)






Vipp is extremely handsome and is reminded of it constantly much to his chagrin.
Vipp's favourite mop is the Wileda Supermop.
Vipp's favourite newt is the Crested Newt (Triturus).
Vipp's favourite mustard is Colonel Mustard.
Vipp's favourite kind of soup is Ladybird.
Vipp's favourite film is cling.
Vipp's favourite insect is a whale (he didn't understand the question)
Vipp's favourite castle is Andrew.
Vipp's favourite band is elastic.
Vipp thinks that Supermarket Own Brands are the work of Communists.
Vipp's Back, Sack and Crack are the envy of the Playboy Mansion.
Vipp races his own Pigeons but has yet to beat one.
Despite coming from Nottingham, Vipp is quite intelligent.
Vipp's number can be found in Phone Boxes near his house.
Vipp is barred from all LIDL Stores following "the incident."
Vipp sits in the library weighing large marrows.
Vipp is the fallen member of Girls Aloud that nobody mentions.
If Vipp drops a toilet roll into the bowl he dries it on the radiator before using it.
Vipp's landlord thinks he has a reputation among the ladies.
Vipp wears second hand ties for a laugh.
Vipp urinates in Public then puts the videos on youtube.
Vipp sniffs other peoples socks before putting them on.
Vipp makes mosaics from his nail clippings and sells them on eBay.
Vipp has webbed feet and gills.
Vipp does not visit the mainland for fear of reprisals.
Vipp knits socks for starlings.
Vipp was the original Milky Bar Kid.
Vipp can play violin underwater but not on dry land.
Vipp wears a cravate to look intelligent. The idiot!
Vipp sticks cornflakes to his face and tells people he has got Impetigo.
Vipp has a prehensile tail which he finds very useful.
Vipp has worn long, loose trousers ever since the op.
Vipp makes sandwiches for gypsies.
Vipp likes to eat roadkill before it is actually dead.
Vipp has false legs but real feet.
Vipp only sleeps on Tuesdays but is a light sleeper.
Vipp was a lollipop man for 5 minutes.
Vipp's next book will be called "Shit Yourself Thin."
Vipp is a hunchback and irons his shirts on a Wok.
Vipp got into a fight with a Somali pirate and declared it a draw.
Vipp repairs dry rot by wetting it.
Vipp bores everybody to death at parties with his card tricks.
Vipp translates ethnic slurs for Polish refugees.
Vipp keeps his ferret down other peoples trousers.
Vipp shops at Harrods but only buys the cheap crap.
Vipp reads books backwards because he finds the beginning more interesting.
Vipp gave up shadow boxing when Hank Marvin knocked him out.

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